Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Upper Pennisula, MI
|Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:28 am Post subject: Nicktoon court
|Here's how it goes, you make up a court case with whatever nicktoons you want. You can either do it by your self or start it and have someone else finish it. I'll go first.
Mr. Blink verses the state.
Judge: Mr. Blink, would you please tell the court why you're here today?
Mr. Blink: I here to testafie about the freeway that is in my backyard. It's big, noisy, and it blocks out the sun from my tanning spot. This is unexceptable!
Judge: Un-huh. Mr. Blink you do relize the interstate freeway was built five years ago, right?
Mr. Blink: What's your point?
Judge: That new house you put up has only been there for a mouths! If
you didn't want a freeway in your backyard why on earth did you build a house there in the first place!?
Mr.Blink:......I didn't know it was a freeway.
Judge: How could you NOT know it wasn't a freeway?
Mr.Blink: I thought it was a cliff, or at least that's what my brother Waffle told me before I bought the property on the internet!!!
Judge: (hits court hammer on mantle) Order! Order! Hay wait-a-minute, did you say you have a brother named Waffle?
Judge: Please tell me that's not the sameone that was arrest for throwing pancakes on the freeway last week?
Mr.Blink: ................ah....your Honor, I'd like to plead the Fifth.
Judge: (rubbs hand over his eyes) You're excused.
Waffle: (sitting from the back) Wow. That was quick.
Mr.Blink: Shut-up Waffle.