NickDisk Reloaded

Starlightfairy · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:37 pm Post subject: FOP: Crossing The Lines....

I saw this on another website and thought it would be fun to try it here....

What you do is use quotes from other shows/movies and make characters from FOP say them....

Ex:

Cosmo: So, if my Mom married your Dad....wouldn't that make us brother and sister?
Wanda: Well, if you look at it from THAT point of view....
Cosmo: Think of what the kids would look like!!!

-the simpsons

tommy_baby · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:22 pm Post subject:

(After some sort of weird fire)

REMY: (arriving) Oh dear. Looks like I'm too late to save the day. What a pity!

CROCKER: (sarcasm) Poor Remy, all dressed up and no-where to go!

-TUGS, Munitions

Thunder · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject:

[Cosmo and Wanda having an argument]

Cosmo: You... are the dumbest smart person I know!
Wanda: Well, you are the dumbest.... dumb person I know!

-I,Robot

William Pearson · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject:

Let me try this. This might suck but let's try it anyway.

Cosmo: Give me a W, give me an A give me an N give me a D give me an A what's that spell?

Wanda: Cosmo!

Cosmo: No but thank you for playing.

This is from Kim Possible, my second favorite cartoon next to FOP.

If this sucks I'll try again.

tommy_baby · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject:

Nah, it's great!

CHESTER: I just remembered! I don't have low self-asteme, I have low BLOOD SUGAR! (faints)

TOOTIE: (Holding up Timmy doll) THIS IS TIMMY!

CROCKER: Tootie, this is the thirteenth time you've shown Timmy for show and tell.

TOOTIE: Mr Crocker...THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT! It has his pink hat and his face on it, making it highly collectable. And it's never been seen!

FRANCIS: Never been seen, huh? How do you know it's there?

(Tootie pulls out doll, then realises what she did)

TOOTIE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Both from Jimmy Neutron

William Pearson · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:05 am Post subject: HOW's THIS???

This short fic takes place before Cosmo married Wanda. Cosmo is in college around this time and is with two other unidentified faires who happen to be his college room-mates. Cosmo also has a driver's license that is eventually and soon after REVOKED! He even has his car repossessed for life! Cosmo really loses his mind.

This is the story:
Cosmo is driving backwards on a paved road quoting sarcastically what his mother, and other authority figures he appearently didn't respect, said to him. His two roomates are with him and he is being persued by the fairy police.

COSMO (quoting sarcastically what was said to him): Take it like a man! Stay away from Wanda! Go to the fairy accademy to be a better fairy! Don't misuse your wand or somebody's going to get hurt, ever!

Then Cosmo drives onto a railroad crossing and stops.

COSMO: Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks!

UNIDENTIFIED FAIRY No. 1: Uh Cosmo, that's the one I happen to agree with.

Unidentified Fairy No. 2 nods his head. Cosmo then puts his car on forward and turns onto the tracks and now he's driving on the tracks! His car rumbles around. The police follows after him.

COSMO: I don't know, but, I think that sometimes you just have to take a big chances.

POLICE OFFICER: This is the police, pull over immedietly.

UF1 turning his head away from Cosmo and UF2 and at the police: Heeeeeeeey we're talking in here. (Then he turns his head back towards the front)

Then in the distance a freight train led by a steamed locomotive is heading towards Cosmo's car.

UF1 pointing at the train in worry: Uh Cosmo?

COSMO: Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

The train blairs it's whistle.

UF1 panicing: COSMO?!

The train blairs it's whistle again as it get's closer.

UF1: COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
UF2 screams: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

When the train is two seconds away from coliding with Cosmo, Cosmo immedietly swerves out of the train's path and onto another railroad crossing protected by this crossing signal:

The Fairy Police officer jumps out of his car escaping death, or a highly serious injury.

Cosmo is now back on paved streets. Cosmo chuckles twice.

COSMO: I am not going to live by their rules anymore!

The End

BTW, Use your imagination on what the other fairies looked like and what their names are.

THIS came from the movie "Ground Hog Day." with Bill Murry.

tommy_baby · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:40 am Post subject:

William Pearson · Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject:

Yeah I really liked the last one i did. I laugh each time I read it or think about it. Rire

nicktoonscrazy · Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject:

Timmy: That was nuts!
~the angry beavers

Timmy: [referring to Trixie] That girl might the hottest girl in the history of the universe.

Cosmo: Or, she can by nuts. Really, really nuts.
~Danny Phantom

Cosmo: [to Wanda] What? They have a great bake sale.
~my life as an teenage robot

tommy_baby · Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject:

(Cosmo and Timmy drive up to a gas station in a burger shaped car)

GAS MAN 1: What'll it be, felers? Mustard or ketchup!

BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Still with the gas idiots, a few seconds later)

GAS MAN 2: You won't last 10 seconds over the county line!

TIMMY: Oh yeah.

(Drive over the line and run into a big guy)

BIG GUY: Get out of the car.

(Timmy and Cosmo get out, and the Big Guy drives away)

TIMMY: How long was that?

GAS MAN 1: Twelve seconds!

TIIMMY AND COSMO: IN YOU'RE FACE! (start laughing really hard for a long time)

GAS MAN 2: They're dead.

~Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Spongebob, Patrick, the guys in the Gas Station and the really big fish.

William Pearson · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:12 pm Post subject:

That was funny.

You know, I get that feeling when people write stories better than I do. No matter how good my stories are, other people's stories seem better.

Maybe that's what they mean when they say "The grass is greener on the other side".

I also like the one before Tommyboy's and after mine.

What did you guys think about Cosmo driving on the railroad tracks?

tommy_baby · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject:

Very, very, very funny. I never saw it coming. Rire

Starlightfairy · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:48 am Post subject:

Omg, all of these are hilarious!! I love you guys!!

*Wanda is sitting on a sofa, looking depressed*

*Cosmo poofs in*

Cosmo: Hey, Wanda! I know something that'll cheer you up!

Wanda: Cosmo, I'm not...

*Cosmo poofs out of the room and poofs back in a banana costume*

Cosmo: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

Wanda: I'm sorry, Cosmo, it's just not doing it today......*Poofs away*

Cosmo: *Stays there all quiet for a few seconds* PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!

-Family Guy

William Pearson · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:22 am Post subject:

I don't like family guy due to it's graphic nature but that was real funny!

Rire

This thread just keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!

Boy we have got to keep this going! This is one of my most favorite threads on this board! I gotta find something to quote!

tommy_baby · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:18 am Post subject:

(Timmy and Cosmo are outside a bar, hoping to get the key to thier snadwich like car back)

COSMO: I know! Walk in there and ask him for it!

VOICE: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

(Some guy is beaten up inside)

TIMMY: Cosmo, that's a terrible idea.

(Inside this bar...)

COSMO: Can I have everyone's attention?

(Everyone looks at him)

COSMO: I have to go to the bathroom.

BIG GUY: It's...err...in there.

(Later, Vicky drives up on a motorbike, finds bubble suds, and blows it as a clue.)

BIG GUY: HEY! YOU KNOW THE RULE!

ALL: All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senceless by...

(Vicky punches the big guy away)

ALL: Everyone else in the...bar.

~Spongebob Squarepants Movie - Spongebob, Patrick, The Big Fish and Dennis.