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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(12:40 comes, and completly oblivious to the yells of Yellow Team encountering the lion, Green team are reading)

CHESTER: This makes sence. Odd how this turned from a friendly game...
TIMMY: ...into turmoil.
SPONGEBOB: It still IS a friendly game.
TIMMY: oh.
HARRY: Never mind, lets go get 'em. Bring the suitcase.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's about 1 AM and we're all gathered around a fire... inside the tent huh

Eisner: Alkor, are you an intellegent person?
Alkor: I'm not intellegent, but I am wise.
Eisner: Then I have a question.
Alkor: Yes?
Eisner: Why the hell is there a fire in our sleeping area?
Alkor: Good question. I am not only an alchemist, I can also create a condition called "Peace Within Mind"
Erika: Sounds... spiritual...
Alkor: I can guarantee you it's not. This is something we would do back in the dark ages in Kurast.
Eisner: What? Lighting a fire in your house and having two idiots, two lions, two humans, and an elder gather around it? Are you Noah and is the tent your Arc?
Alkor: I have no idea what you are talking about. This is something we do to strengthen our minds.
Aric: I can do that *reads Alkor's mind* Oh my god Alkor, that's a little hard, don't you think? I don't think you guys will like it.
Alkor: What? I just want you to come to peace in your minds. I would like everyone to realize their fears and weaknesses, and then your strengths.
Erika: Why?
Alkor: So if we were to come up with a strategy, we'd know where you are good and where you'd get your ass beaten.
Eisner: Finally! You're finally getting into modern-day profanity! It took you how long? One day?
Alkor: Four days, three of them in the reinforcement outpost. ...Alright, now everyone. Think of one strength you have and one fear or weakness you have, then throw your... uh... what are some things you are holding right now?
Eisner: I'm holding a fork
Erika: I have some dimes in my pocket
Kovu: Uh... *squashes a bug and picks it up* a dead bug.
Tom: A 12 pack of backup batteries.
Arnold: My muscles!
Aric: Half of Kovu's bug.
Alkor: Alright..... whatever you're holding, throw it in the fire.
Tom: *throws batteries in fire and they explode* What now?
Alkor: I meant after you had your strengths and weaknesses figured out.
Erika: Why?
Alkor: To make it warmer, it's bitterly cold up here!

Ten minutes had passed before they all had thought about their fears and weaknesses and strengths.

Alkor: Michael, we'll start with you...
Eisner: Alright. Uh, I can bribe people, but I hate losing money.
Alkor: Uh... that's unfortunate. I'll ask you again after everyone else. Aric, do you have a strength?
Aric: Uh...yeah. I have the power to read minds.
Alkor: Weaknesses or fears?
Aric: Yes, if my son is in lethal danger.
Kovu: Thanks, dad.
Alkor: What about you, Kovu? Strengths?
Kovu: Uh... I dunno.

Everyone encourages Kovu

Eisner: What about the cat tongue?
Kovu: Naah, I was making a point when I said that.
Erika: But you are a type of cat after all! I mean, your tongue can scrape meat off the bone.
Kovu: I know, but I'm gonna go with retractible claws.
Erika: Does it really matter?
Alkor: Perfect, Kovu! Fears?

Suddenly, a mountain lion finds his way into the tent and jumps on top of Kovu.

Kovu: I'M AFRAID OF MOUNTAIN LIONS!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Hear Mountain Lion)

TIMMY: Uh-oh.
CHESTER: Wait, should we help them?
SPONGEBOB: I have a feeling we should...
HARRY: PETRIFICUS TOTALIS!

(Aims spell at lion)

TIMMY: We just helped 'em!
HARRY: Well, we don't want any dead people.
TIMMY: Do you have to be so...nice?
HARRY: I'm a Griffindor. Self explainitory.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Très content

Kovu was waiting to be eaten, but calmed down when he realized that the lion hadn't eaten him after ten seconds.

Erika: He's... frozen.
Eisner: That's strange.
Kovu: He is? Is it safe?
Aric: It's alright Kovu.
Kovu: Whew!
Alkor: How did he freeze?
Erika: It must've been the mountain spirits.

Jared Leto appears inside the tent right on top of the fire.

Eisner: Where did you come from?
Jared: I knew the spirits would succeed!
Erika: Hey, do you have any idea what you are standing on?
Jared: *looks down* Oh! Would you look at that? I'm standing in a fire.
Kovu: Doesn't that hurt?
Jared: Yes. Yery much. *disappears*
Erika: That was weird...

We all go to bed...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Next morning, yet another thunderstorm has hit, this time worse then ever. Green Team are huddled in the cab of the train as it winds it's way down to Hungry Jacks)

TIMMY: Weather forecast?
CHESTER: Rain all day for the rest of the week.

(They get out at Hungry's and run inside)

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird, it's clear weather just up the mountain, although in the morning it's starting to cloud over and mist a little bit in the lower elevations, it's light freezing rain at the summit. When we woke up we moved the petrified mountain lion into the middle of camp, like a statue. Then we left to get breakfast at the Pancake House. But things got a little sour when we arrived.

We walked into the Pancake House at about 12, and the waiter was not too pleased with Erika.

Waiter: Erika! I've been working double-shift for the last three days! What do you think you're doing taking three days off of work?
Erika: I'm quitting, Chad!
Chad (waiter): You can't quit! We're short one employee!
Erika: Why would I care? I don't even work here.
Chad: God, you are such a b**ch! You are always a b**ch\
Eisner: Hey buddy! You don't say that to Erika! Not while I'm here!
Chad: Hey old bag! This is none of your business! If you want me to listen to you, you gotta get your @$$ into the kitchen and start working!
Aric: Hey! Hey! Let's not get into a fight here? Alright?
Arnold: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! CRUSH!!! *punches Chad onto ground*
Aric: You just had to crush... didn't you?
Arnold: I need to CRUSH!!!
Kovu: Off subject, but where are we going today?
Alkor: Oh! Glad you asked! We're going to explore the green mountain.
Kovu: Cool! It's storming over there! I love the rain!
Alkor: I'm used to it.
Arnold: It cleans my MUSCLES!!
Erika: I hate it... it messes up my hair.
Tom: So, when do we leave to go to the storm?
Alkor: Mountain.
Tom: Right.
Alkor: Immediately after breakfast, we will camp out midway up the mountain at about 10PM.
Aric: It'll take that long?
Alkor: Unless we sprout wings or get a "car"
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Meanwhile, a paint minefield has been set up on the Green Mountain)

CHESTER: (Looking through witches book) Cool, It has stuff on waking-
HARRY: Chester, we are NOT waking the dead.
CHESTER: It has stuff on remembering peoples names.
HARRY: Pllz. That's all fake.
CHESTER: Oh yeah. So you're some sort of genius now?
HARRY: I'm just speaking sense in this group!
CHESTER: Do they teach THIS at Hogwarts.
TIMMY: Chester, don't agitate the...

(Gets hit by whatever Chester was doing and turns into a fly)

CHESTER: Told you to...oh crud.
HARRY: CHESTER!
SPONGEBOB: Does that thing have anything on jellyfish?
HARRY: SPONGEBOB!
CHESTER: Page 17.
HARRY: As I am the smartest guy in this group, I-

(Gets turned into a jellyfish by Spongebob.)

SPONGEBOB: Oops.
CHESTER: Meh, Daniel deserved that.
HARRY: ZZZZZ!
CHESTER: We respect that.
PUFFA: Mightn't hat be...
KIMBA: Cursed?
CHESTER: Don't be stupid. 'Coarse it ain't.
VOICE: Naturally, with all this foreshadowing, it did.
CHESTER AND SPONGEBOB: Meep.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did they turn into anchovies? And have they read Aric's diary yet?

we approached the mountain at about 2:30. Alkor looked at it for a few moments, sighed and started to walk but was blocked by Erika's arm.

Erika: I can guarantee you there are paint mines under the mountain.
Alkor: Paint mines?
Erika: Allow Arnold to demonstrate.
Arnold: CRUSH!!! *stomps on ground further up the mountain and a paint mine explodes, HP: 71/150*
Erika: See?
Alkor: How do we avoid them?
Erika: That's why I brought my metal detector.
Alkor: Metal detector?
Erika: Allow me to demonstrate *holds metal detector over ground and it beeps, but this is not a paint mine because she was standing right on top of it* Hmm... get me a shovel!
Arnold: I am a shovel to CRUSH ground!!! *bangs fists on ground, they make the metal unbury itself, it is a large coin*
Erika: What could this be for?
Alkor: Oh my lord! That is the coin of the Vizjeri, the spirits of Kurast!
Eisner: What's it do?
Alkor: It is said that it is one of four keys to summoning the Vizjeri to give you great power. Underneath this land must be the lost city of Kurast!
Eisner: We should keep an eye out for those keys, we could hock those for cash when we're done!
Aric: Weren't we gonna head up the mountain?
Kovu: Yeah, we're tired of waiting!
Alkor: Alright, Erika. Lead us up the trail.
Erika: Okay

We head up the mountain and make it safely to a cave about a quarter of the way up at about 4:30.

Kovu: Hey! Look in this cave! There's rags and stuff!
Aric: Really? Wow! *looks in cave*

Alkor walks into the cave with a torch in hand, he looks down to see several items.

Alkor: Guys, there are black robes and a hat with bones under them and a stick that was once a broom. I also see two drawings in the dirt and it looks like there were people here recently judging by these footprints. *he looks at the witch at what would be her hand and sees a layer of ripped leather, as if from a suitcase* And I see that we have some leather. *he walks to the wall and sees an inscription* And look, guys!

Everyone joins Alkor in the cave and walks over to read the inscription.

Alkor: I think we have ourselves a dead witch. *reading inscription* I have been exiled from my lands to die here. Only those who wield two spiritual coins of the Vizjeri can pass.
Kovu: Pass what?
Eisner: I think she is protecting something behind this rock wall.
Alkor: Look at the drawings! They are drawings of the coins!
Aric: There is something very familiar about this...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I mean 'Meep', as in 'Uh-oh!'.

KIMBA: Umm...we're gonna scout the area!

(Kimba and Puffa run off)

CHESTER: W-Who are you?
VOICE: A 'dead' witch.
CHESTER: Oh crud.
SPONGEBOB: Thisisallabaddream. Thisisallabaddream.
CHESTER: RUN!
VOICE: My ghost shall GET YOU!

(Chester and Spongebob run back to the cave and find yellow team, who raise guns)

CHESTER: Dead witch ghost! After us!
ERIKA: Why?
SPONGEBOB: We opened her book-thing. Hey, there's another one in here. It's her diary.
CHESTER: Give me that! Let's see, frog, exile, curse, ARIC?!?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aric: Guys! Don't shoot! Hey kid!
Chester: What do you want?
Aric: Did the book say my name?
Chester: Yeah, it did. Here it is and hurry up, we have a witch following us.
Aric: Oh my god. It's the witch that turned me into a human!
Witch: *she tries to do whatever it is she's trying to do an then sees Aric* Well, well, well. It's been a long time, hasn't it? How long?
Aric: Cat years or human years?
Witch: It doesn't matter, I see you still have made no accomplishments! I told you that your son would be better off without you and you are doing nothing but proving it!
Kovu: No he isn't! I love my father! He made an accomplishment in his life! Have you?
Aric: I have...
Witch: Oh really?
Aric: Yea I have, I helped birth a great son.
Kovu: Thanks, dad.
Witch: HA! You're right, but anything since then?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPONGEBOB: Umm...he got a job?
CHESTER: Shhh...you're just gonna get us in MORE trouble then for reading her book and diary-
WITCH: YOU READ MY DIARY, TOO?
CHESTER: darn

(Witch get's ready to attack Chester and Spongebob)

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kovu: How we gonna get outta here?
Alkor: We leave...
Kovu: Oh...

Everyone walks out of the cave and back onto the mountain. It's about 5:00 and we still have no car.

Eisner: I think we should head back now.
Erika: I thought we were gonna camp out on this mountain.
Eisner: Uh... oh yeah.
Kovu: Is it gonna be cold?
Erika: It's gonna keep raining and it looks like it's not gonna let up. It may change over to snow.
Tom: YDBH#389u3r89
Arnold: I was CRUSHing the same thing, Tom.
Erika: What?
Kovu: So, where are we gonna camp?
Alkor: I'd say about one mile south of here.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Meanwhile...)

PUFFA: So, our chances of winning are now...0?

KIMBA: Kinda.

(Chester and Spongebob jump down, singed)

CHESTER: We got off lucky.

SPONGEBOB: All we had to do was give him two teammates!

KIMBA & PUFFA: WHAT?

(They disappear)

CHESTER: That's was stupid.

(Timmy and Harry turn back to normal)

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

huh Well, now we know scott's definately gonna win

We walked slightly further down the mountain and found another large abandoned cave.

Kovu: Hey look at this cave! It's empty!
Aric: You can't be too careful.
Alkor: Stand back! *throws a bottle filled with orange bubbling liquid into the cave, it explodes on impact and fills the cave with light from nowhere*
Eisner: Cool!
Erika; So, I guess we'll camp here tonight.

We get camp set up and sit around to just talk at about 9:30

Erika: So... what was with the witch?
Eisner: And Jared Leto last night?
Aric: I can explain the first one. I mentioned yesterday that she put a curse on me about five years ago. She turned me into a 41-year-old guy from Buenos Airès, Argentina. She said to me this: "Your only accomplishment is your son, it's for the better if he leaves you, because you have never done anything else of use and you never will. How can we expect you to raise young Kovu until he reaches adulthood with that kind of life? Zira I have noticed has been doing all the work, so I am going to help you; give you some motivation. For the rest of your life, your life will be that of humankind. That is, unless you can prove me wrong, if you can make an accomplishment that you are truly proud of... I will lift this curse and you will be a lion once more." She left me stranded in Kentucky before I could ever figure out why...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, Scott has it in the bag.


TIMMY: Where's Kimba and Puffa?
CHESTER: Ask no questions be told no lies.
HARRY: You guys didn't-
SPONGEBOB: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
TIMMY: Never mind, let's find Blue Team.

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