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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:25 am    Post subject: Paintball Reply with quote

This game is where you (and three charectors) splat other people in the Rainy Paintball Mountains! So pick a colour and get in there! Remember, have fun!

A team has yourself, three other players, a helper and a car.


Team Green!
PLAYERS: tommy_baby, Timmy, Chester, AJ
HELPERS: Hammy!
CAR: A lime-green WW2 Jeep

(In a cave of sorts, I am preparing our stuff. *evil laughter*. Everyone is in normal clothes, except in green, apart from Hammy, who dosen't wear clothes)

TB: OK, what do I have here? Oh yes, paintball guns.

(Hands the human players a pistol full of paint)

TB: And if we ever have the need...

(Reveals coke, which is heavy in caffine)

TB: ...Hammy can have this!

(Hears someone, and shoots the team who has found us)

TB: Now, he run! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright, let me see if I can do something right...

I'll be team yellow, horray...heh(picks random people) Michael Eisner, Mr. Roger, and my cat Kimba. The helper will be John Kerry. The car is a Infiniti G30

*All three are camoflague in the bushes on a path in the woods waiting for unsuspecting paintball scouts*

Eisner: Alright, you all agree that if we catch anyone, Mr. Roger will use preschool education skills to make his or her ears bleed, Kimba will be a b*tch just like she became one to her two sons, and I'll go for the wallet.

Kimba: (translated from cat) Then why do we have these paintball guns?

Eisner: ...I don't know

Mr. Roger: This is going to be super fun! (I never saw mr. Roger's neighbourhood so I dunno what he's really like)

Eisner: Shh! Someone's coming!


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TIMMY: What was that?

AJ: (fires into the bushes) Them.

TB: Right, drastic mesures. Hammy shall scout the area. Bring out the caffine!

(Hammy drinks a whole can of coke and runs off, super-fast, returning .00005 seconds later)

HAMMY: I found my nuts!

TB: I knew we shouldn't have given the scouter job to Hammy. Sergent Turner! Throw this at them.

(It's a paint grenade)

TIMMY: Oh, this is gonna rock!

(Throws it at the bush HiHey's team is hiding in)

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EVERYONE: Run!!!

Everyone runs as bomb explodes, Kerry lags behind and hears footsteps behind him, it sounds like a four legged creature, it gnaws at his leg and climbs up his shirt onto his face. Everyone else hides in a bush.

Kerry: (muffled by squirrel) Someone's coming! (health...99...98...97...96)

John Kerry comes running into sight being attacked by a squirrel

Eisner: It's Hammy!

Kimba: No it's not, it's just a rabid squirrel

Mr. Roger: oh...but it does look like Hammy

Eisner: Yeah, it does look like Hammy.

Mr. Roger: You're right, but it's face is a little more lightly colured and it doesn't look like it has shaving cream on it's face.

Kimba: yeah it does, look at...

Kerry: A little help, please. It's ripping my face apart! (health: 90...89...88...87)

Eisner, Roger, and Kimba: ......Alright

All of them shoot paintballs at the squirrel, but not knowing the squirrel has left because of all the paintballs slattering on John Kerry's face.

Kerry: ENOUGH! (health: 77/100)

Kimba: Did we get him?

Eisner (leaning over the back of Kimba's head): No...

Kimba: ...(hisses at Eisner)

Kerry: Give me the guns. Just because you guys can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done...

Eisner: Alright, but you owe me money!


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Hammy runs back)

TB: HA! I knew they'd fall for the old lighting cream. Good work, Hammy!

TIMMY: Hold on, I can hear something...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eisner and Kimba are out scouting in the G30

Eisner: There they are...

Kimba: ...How can they not see a bright yellow G30 in the green forest?

Eisner: I dunno, maybe they think we're a corn field?

Kimba: Excuse me?

Eisner: Shh...they're onto us

Kimba: Should we shoot?

Eisner: No, there's three of them and fifty million of us.

Kimba: Yeah, you're -- there's two of us and four of them, you idiot.

Eisner: No, including the money in my wallet there's fifty million, the money is in the unprotected jacket behind you that I am not watching.

Kimba: Thanks for letting me know, I'll keep that in mind.

Eisner: Let's sneak back in the G30 and round up Mr. Roger and John Kerry.

Engine turns over

Eisner: Aw crap!

Engine explodes

Kimba: Run away!

Eisner and Kimba run and are easily spotted by tommy baby's team.

*take note that I'm not in my team, and Eisner is the leader*
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TB: FIRE AT WILL!

CHESTER: Who's Will?

TB: Never mind.

(Fires and knocks them unconcious. A paint rocket launcher appears)

TB: Now we're talkin'.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

~*~TWO HOURS LATER~*~

Mr Roger: What is taking them so long?
John Kerry: I dunno, but even if they can't do it, it can be done!
Mr. Roger: So...what do we do?

Strange sounds are coming from the trees, suddenly the G30 comes to a crash landing in the trees behind them.

John Kerry: Raise car insurance
Mr. Roger: Oh $h--, I PAID FOR THE CAR!
John Kerry: Uh, what's your show rated?
Mr. Roger: What's your face rated!?
John Kerry: Unlike your program, it scares children and makes adults paranoid.
Mr. Roger: Anyway...let's do it!
John Kerry: Do what?

Strange sounds come from inside the crashed car...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(I fire the launcher at it, then run away with Timmy)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Roger: Hmm...I could've sworn it'd be...
John Kerry: It is!

A small annoying creature attacks Mr. Roger
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TIMMY: Hold on. (Fires a Paint Plasma Cannon at hihey's team)

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I meant for Hammy to attempt to attack us from in the car. Oh well, it's your game...

Mr. Roger: AAH! I've been paintified! (Mr. Roger's health: 95/100)
John Kerry: Oh, that's okay, at least I'm not.
Mr. Roger: GET IT TOGETHER! We have to act, all we have left is you, me, and a smashed G30. We have to PAINTBALL!!!

Both of them pick up theri paintball guns and begin firing at the G30

Mr. Roger: What's that smell?
John Kerry: It smells like shaving cream.
Mr. Roger: Shaving cream...and smoke.

The G30 explodes into a million and seventy-three pieces and out comes a pile of shaving cream and Hammy is in it, who lands on Mr. Roger's face

(Don't worry, my other people are just unconscious...they'll be back later)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Hammyu scrtches the living heck out of Mr Roger)

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Roger: AGH! get it off! GET IT OFF! (health: 94....93...92...91...90...89)
John Kerry: Surpris @ tommy babys very brief posts.
Mr. Roger: Surpris @ squirrel on his face (health: 86...85...84...83...82)

Suddenly, a figure appeared out of nowhere and threw the squirrel into the distance.

Hammy: AAAAAAAH! (sound fades)
Figure: You guys are IDIOTS! There's gonna be less idiocy from now on.
John Kerry: And just who the hell are you?
Figure: My name is Raifa Shalom Disquaclose ari r Nair Pera Nasola F,4♀4,5☺╩├5◘♣ 4♣577▬5▬5▬◙5(srA R☺♣♥♣ Krust☺♣┤/J/M▌N⌐─2T Bucketface Finnderkopf, (with english accent and joyfullness) But you can call me Hihey!
John Kerry: Hihey?
Hihey: Hihey
Eisner: Hi!
Kimba: Hey!
Hihey: No, not in two genders, you pronounce it in one gender's voice "Hi...hey" now you try!
Kimba: Hi!
Eisner: Hey!
Mr. Roger: Oh, Hi!
Hihey: Hey?
John Kerry: Oh! Hey!
Hihey: Hi!
Kimba: Hi, who are you?
Hihey: Hihey
Kimba: Yes, hi...but who are you?
Hihey: Raifa Shalom Disquaclose ari...
Mr. Roger: Here we go again...
Hihey: 4♣577▬5▬5▬◙5(srA R☺♣♥♣ Krust☺♣┤/J/M▌N⌐─2T Bucketface Finnderkopf, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME HIHEY!
Kimba: That's real nice, but we're all in danger! They knocked us unconscious!
Hihey: They did?
Eisner: Yes! And then I woke up about two hours ago and saw that Kimba was still unconscious, so I took a nap
Mr. Roger: Wow! Did you have any dreams?
Eisner: Yes! I dreamed I was a beautiful butterfly...BENT ON WORLD DESTRUCTION!!!
John Kerry: Oh...really? What happened?
Eisner: Well, it all started when...

Eisner continues with his dream, I gather the paintball guns while muttering "What the hell is wrong with you guys" under my breath. When I had gathered the paintball guns I approached them and called them to attention.

Hihey: Hey!
All: Yes?
Hihey: Here *tosses guns to peeps*
Eisner: What are these?
Hihey: *smacks face into hand* they are paintball guns!
Eisner: What would we want with these?
Hihey: Alright, does anyone know the answer?
Kerry: Confused
Eisner: Confused
Kimba: Confused
Mr. Roger: Confused
Hihey: huh Feu Rire idiots, we're supposed to shoot these at...*walks over to AJ, not paying any attention to us* THEM!

AJ: Huh?

ALL: Ohhhh...*shoots paintballs at AJ*
Eisner: StoP!!!
Hihey: What now, we almost had him!
Eisner: I can't find my money!

A few notes to TB:

-No offense, but please make your posts slightly longer
-No offense, but please take from where I left off, and try to guess who I'm describing more accurately, thanks!

Update on my players:

Michael Eisner: health - 80/100
Kimba: health - 80/100
Mr. Roger: health - 82/100
John Kerry: health - 70/100
Hihey: health - 100/100
Infiniti G30: health - 0/100, I need to find a car dealership...that is...if Eisner can find his money.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(AJ runs onto a cliffside)

AJ: GUYS! THEY'RE GETTING ME!

TB: Hmm...(Fires into the sky)

CHESTER: Why'd you do that?

TB: Because I could. To the jeep!

(We get in and drive)

TIMMY: Where's Hammy?

HAMMY: (Smashes into the car)

TB: There he is?

TIMMY: One thing.

TB: Whta?

TIMMY: CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF!

ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The jeep flies off and into a lake)

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