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[fanfic] Undersea Living: A FOP/SBSP crossover!

 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:45 am    Post subject: [fanfic] Undersea Living: A FOP/SBSP crossover! Reply with quote

Chapter 1: How it all began...


It is recess at Dimmsdale Elementary. The kids are outside, getting air before thier next class. That or...

TIMMY: You what?!?

AJ: I signed us up for an FBI expedition.

TIMMY: I got you the first time.

AJ: Oh, come on! When do you get the chance to go to Bikini Bottom Island Lab?

TIMMY: Why's it called that, anyway?

AJ: I have no idea.

CHESTER: And done. Gruel Sandwich has been made, and now-WHAT?


Meanwhile, under the ocean, Spongebob and Patrick are messing with a hair drier.

PATRICK: Hehehe! Inflates his pants.

SPONGEBOB: Bwahaha! Blows his eyeblalls in an odd fasion.

Meanwhile, Squidward watches the 'splendor'.

SQUIDWARD: Morons. First a Reef Blower and now that! Now, for some ACTUAL...

A shiny bus pulls up. A smartly dressed fish steps out.

FISH: I represent Bikini Bottom Real Estate. I'll need to vacute your premises.

PATRICK: VACUATE! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Runs off.

SQUIDWARD: VACuate, not EVacuate, stupid moron.

SPONGEBOB: Why?

FISH: Conch Street is being demolished for a new human housing place.

SPONGEBOB & SQUIDWARD: HUMAN?!?

FISH: Yes, human.

SPONGEBOB: Then where do we live?

FISH: Somehwere NOT here.

SQUIDWARD: You can't just kick US out! We-

A huge slightly glass building crashes down onto the street, demolishing the rock, head, pineapple and tree dome.

SQUIDWARD: Have...our...rights...


Much later, in a very small cave on Spork Mountain...

SPONGEBOB: How long isn't until w-we can go home?

PATRICK: I'm scared.

GARY: Meow.

SQUIDWARD: No-one is going home! We have rights to withhold! And so help me, I will give up my extremly precious Sunday to make sure my rights are HELD!

SPONGEBOB: Wow, that's deciated.

PATRICK: Yeah, except sandy's working at that building.

SPONGEBOB: it would be harsh to go against her.

SQUIDWARD: Oh, I see. *Cough* Crush *Cough*.

SPONGEBOB: What! Take that back!

SQUIDWARD: Crushbob Crushpants. Crush Loser. Moron.

And so goes on through the night. As the French Narrator once said...Yes, they are idiots, arn't they?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please continue! I'm liking it! Cool Sourire Bravo
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chapter 2: Marine Warfare


Next morning, Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward are watching the submarine take the humans down.

SQUIDWARD: We are now in a state of Marine Warfare!

PATRICK: I thought we were in the state of Bikini Bottom.

SQUIDWARD: No, I- Whatever. See that submarine?

SPONGEBOB: You mean the flying bus?

SQUIDWARD: Y...eah. I want you the stick this stick up it's turbine!

SPONGEBOB: Got it!

The 'flying bus' is now really low. Spongebob climbs onto it.

SPONGEBOB: There you go!

Spongebob jams the stick in a TORPEDO ACTIVATOR causing it to fire...directly at Squidward.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


SQUIDWARD: Ouch.

Inside the sub...

AJ: What was that?

TIMMY: Cool, they fired the torpedoes!

COSMO: YAAAAAY! I mean, goldfish noise!


Later, Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward are hiding behind a rock.

SQUIDWARD: Right, anyone asks, you're delivering pizzas.

PATRICK: But I ate the pizzas.

SQUIDWARD: Exactly! They'll be so annoyed that they'll leave!

SPONGEBOB: Great plan, Squidward!

SQUIDWARD: I AM a genius.

Spongebob and Patrick walk up to the door.

SPONGEBOB: PIZZA!

The door opens and they run inside. Patrick steps on the mine activator. The mine is...directly under Squidward.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


SQUIDWARD: Oh, I give up...

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chapter 3: Meet the neighbours


Spongebob and Patrick enter the place.

FBI GUY: WHO GOES THERE?

SPONGEBOB: I'm Spongebob, and that's Pa...

FBI GUY: YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T ENTER A HUMAN ESTABLISHMENT!

PATRICK: But we've got bubble helmets.

FBI GUY: I SENTANCE YOU TO-

VOICE: Stop that!

BOTH: Sandy?

Sandy walks up

SANDY: Them sea critters are with me.

FBI GUY: Oh, sorry Ms. Cheeks...just keep them under control.

SANDY: Um...sure...


Meanwhile, the kids and the Turners are in the glass part.

MR TURNER: OOOOH! SWIMMING POOL!

TIMMY: Dad...that's the ocean.

MR TURNER: OOOOH! DESTROYED SQUID!

SQUIDWARD: (OS) Stop it!

AJ: Told you guys, it's not that bad. We have replicas of our houses!

CHESTER: Yeah...

TIMMY: Whatever...

TRIXIE: Why am I down here?

VERONICA: Yeah!

SANDY: (OS) SPONGEBOB, PATRICK-

SPONGEBOB: (OS) FOR SQUIDWARD'S RIGHTS!

Spongebob and Patrick run in and tackle Timmy.

TIMMY: AAAAHHHH!

CHESTER: Awsome.

PATRICK: TAKE THAT! Punches self. Ouch.

SANDY: Runs in. SPONGEBOB!

SPONGEBOB: Oh, sorry...you wanna go?

SANDY: No.

PATRICK: TARTAR SAUSE!

TIMMY: I wish they weren't on me...

Spongebob and Patrick fall off Timmy.

SPONGEBOB: Alright, Sandy....WHAT IS YOUR NAME!

TIMMY: ...Timmy.

SPONGEBOB: WHAT IS YOU'RE-

FBI GUY: (OS) NOW!

A trapdoor opens undser Timmy, Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy.

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