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Hihey9989
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All: Not so fast, green team!
TB: What? It's six on sixteen? What's up with that?!
Erika: Actually about ten of us aren't supposed to be here.

Jareds morph back into one

Jared: Don't bother shooting at the clones, it won't get you anywhere.
TB: But then it's not a fair game. We'll have to report you to HQ.

Hihey comes out of janitor's closet

Hihey: Don't bother, your walkie talkie won't work as long as you've been in the temple, and all of the extra guys on our team, including Jared Leto's clones, are completely unintentional.
Jared: I wish I could get rid of my clones, too but...

another Jared appears

Jared #2: ...They keep coming back.
Hihey: Hey, Jared. What if you could control your clones?
Jared: Yeah, what if?
Hihey: Just saying, you could bring them out and put them away anytime anywhere. It would make scouting missions very easy.
Jared: You have a...

Another Jared appears

Jared #3: ...Point.
Timmy: Could we hurry this up and get to the paintball? Which one of you guys will not be fighting?

Hammy, Erika, Eisner, Kovu, two... now three Jared Letos, Kimba, and Mr. Rogers all raise hands.

Timmy: Then leave the building and watch from the window.

They all leave. Now it's Hihey, Jared, Jay, Austin, Tony, and Clint that remain on our team.

TB: Ready, FIRE!!!

We have a paintball war that continues for about 18 seconds.

Austin HP: 92%
Hihey HP: 87%
Tony HP: 88%
Clint HP: 90%
Jared HP: 89%
Jay HP: 87%

TB: We ain't finished, team orange. Team! Disarm!
Hihey: Same here guys, disarm!

All teams lower guns.

Hihey: So, we're gonna go find a way to fix everything that is causing us problems, but I promise, we will be back.
TB: So will we...

Later on, about 5:00 PM, we were headed for the real reinforcement outpost.

Hihey: Alright guys, the building ahead is the real outpost, we'll straighten everything out there.
Hammy: Thank gosh! I got a serious desire to gnaw on something right about now.

We enter the building and talk to our team's office assistant.

Assistant: Hello, my name's Paul, can I help you?
Hihey: Uh, yes you can. You see, we had six team members this morning and now we have uh... Jared! Are any of your clones around?
Jared: Uh... not right now, no. Oh wait, there's one.
Hihey: Sixteen.
Paul: Sir, that's double the maximum amount of players. That violates the paintball rules.
Hihey: That's why I came here.
Paul: Go on...
Hihey: We entered this tomb, and strange things happened. A vending machine gave me a flute and a scroll, we found a magic coin of the Vizjeri, and I think the gods put a curse on Leto.
Jared: Three clones, now.
Hihey: What do we do?
Paul: I know all about that. Look, man, the temple is cursed, it does completely complex and creepy things. But the only thing you need to answer all your questions is the coin you mentioned.
Hihey: The coin?
Paul: Well, actually both.
Hihey: Alright. Erika, don't you have the other?
Erika: I gave it to Alkor.
Paul: I can call him up here if you want.
Hihey: Oh, that'd be good. Thanks.
Paul (into intercom): Alkor, please come to Paul Green's desk. Again, Alkor, report to Paul Green's desk.
Hihey: Anything else we need to know.
Paul: You serious? I've only just begun. What you will need is both coins and anybody who has touched them with any body part. Somewhere in the temple is a mystical magical computerized automated security door that measures biological signatures that have touched the coins within the past eighteen months. So who here has come in contact with the coin, or coins?
Hihey: Well, I have.
Austin: Me, baby
Erika: Yes
Eisner: I have

Alkor arrives

Alkor: I have
Kovu: Er... I think I touched the first one.
Alkor: Aric has
Paul (into intercom): Calling Aric, please come to Paul Green's desk, Aric report to Paul Green's desk.
Hihey: Alright, so is there a way to tell who has touched the coins?
Paul: Do you know of anyone else who has touched them in the past eighteen months?
Hihey: Uh... depends.
Paul: On what?
Hihey: The witch... she may have.

Green team enters outpost

TB: Freeze, orange team!
Paul: Ah-ah-ah-ah, no, no, no. Take it outside. Orange team will be out in a minute

Green team leaves

Hihey: You mentioned biologicel signatures, what exactly are they measuring?
Paul: It's very frustrating and complicated, I think a better question is "what aren't they measuring?". The main door measures all body parts that have touched it. Okay, what parts did you all touch them with?
Hihey: Well, I used it to scratch my head once, so that's hair and fingerprint?
Paul: And skin...
Hihey: Darn, this will be annoying.
Erika: Just fingers here, though I think Kovu picked it up with his mouth.
Hihey: Not to mention what Eisner thought it was...
Eisner: I thought it was a chocolate coin, so I tried to eat it.
Paul: If you put it in your mouth, that's a fingerprint, saliva, tongue, and skin scan.
Hihey: Jeez.
Paul: All who did not touch the coin, please go into the main corridor, and if you did, go with Hihey, that means his team as well. By the way, green team is waiting outside for you.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MY TEAM: All on 88%


TIMMY: Well, let me get this straight. Orange Team is cursed, we might be because we went in, and we're out of fries?

TB: Yup.

TIMMY: Can we buy more fries?

TB: Err...yep.

TIMMY: OK.

HARRY: (Reads triva sheet) A, B, True, 1945, C, 1429

TB: By the way, I've picked my re-inforcement.

TIMMY: Who?

TB: Joan of Arc.

TIMMY: There's one fatal flaw to that...she's been dead nearly 600 years.

TB: Dang!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would you like for us to continue, TB?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't see your reply till just now Rire I guess I'll get us started where we left off. But let me sum things up quickly so I can gather my thoughts and create another masterpiece [/sarcasm]

Okay, so we went in the temple and it cursed our team because the gods hate us for stealing the book (which our team does not yet know) and Hihey is paranoid that we're violating Paintball rules because it added extra players to our team whereas the limit is 8 so we went to talk to HQ and they allowed us to fix the temple's curse upon us by taking the coin that Austin Powers found and everyone that has come into contact with it along with us and back into the temple so we can find the automated biological scanning system so we can go through biological scans to access whatever the coin is hiding.

Simple? To me, simple as pie! To the reader, complicated as f**k! BTW, if you are offended by me cursing like a sailor in my posts please let me know Sourire


Okay, so it's me, Erika (made-up), Alkor (from Diablo II), Kovu (from Lion King 2), Michael Eisner (Disney), Jared Leto (actor, musician), and Aric (made-up) that have touched the coin and are headed across the desert back to the temple. We will get our regular team back after we finish this up.

*gathers thoughts*

Hihey: Okay, my thoughts have been gathered!
Austin: Excuse me?
Hihey: I know what we have to do and where we have to go next.
Jared: Really? What do we have to do?
Hihey: Well, I remember going into the temple, the pillar on the roof was small, but it had grown when we came out. If we lower it, I think we could fix something we caused... apparently not the clones because I see you are still having those symptoms...
Eisner: I checked the medical encyclopedia a few minutes ago! The cheap-@$$ thing didn't have anything on it! Lousy medical authors and their diseases and their 5-post shaker rigs and their Nintendo Wiis and their...
Hihey: You can shut your Baked Colorado disposal now!
Eisner: What is that?
Hihey: Pie hole, yap, jaws, hole in your face, how clearer could I be?!
Kovu: Actually, that didn't make any sense...
Hihey: Don't get on my bad side, pipsqueak, after all, I can crush you just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
All except Hihey: *chuckling*
Hihey: It isn't a joke. Anyway, back on topic, we need to know who did what with the coin, and I really hope some of you didn't do something I really hope you did not do with the coin.
Eisner: What's that?
Hihey: That thing I hope you didn't do!
Eisner: I'm sure nobody did that with the coin.
Kovu: All I did was put it in my mouth, only my teeth touched it.
Hihey: Were your teeth dry? Did your tongue touch it?
Kovu: Uh... no and yes.
Hihey: There ya go, 2 biological measurements for Kovu.
Eisner: I tried to bite it.
Hihey: You used your fingers to pick it up, you had spit on your teeth I'm sure, and your tongue touched it I'm sure.
Eisner: No, just the teeth and finger part.
Hihey: Okay, we'll just figure it out when we go inside. Looks like the guards fled or something, so we just walk in.

Meanwhile, back at the outpost

Tony Stewart: Aw crap I feel sick. I'm gonna go barf.
Kimba: Have fun...

As Tony barfed up the jellybeans, the pillar in the roof dropped.


As pointless as this one was, at least I started us back up Sourire
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