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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Paintball 2 Reply with quote

This time, I, Green Team start with:

TB
Timmy
Tommy
Jimmy
HELPER: Charmander

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(Somewhere on the edge of the desert...)

TB: OK, so we have a guy in a pink hat, a baby, a genius and a gameboy charector. Our chances are OK...for now.

(We move the train into the unknown...)

TIMMY: Man, it's hot here.
TB: Nothing like the mountains.
TOMMY: Yeah...why are we wearing green?
JIMMY: Because we're Green Team, Tommy.
CHARMANDER: Char!
TB: What did he say?
JIMMY: Not a clue.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is gonna get really stupid with Charmander, and I'm talking about the good kind of stupid.

My team is Team orange.
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Hihey
Jared Leto
Austin Powers
The Geico Gecko
Tony Stewart is the helper
The car is a 1996 Nissan Skyline R33 GT-R

My bus is gonna be here in about 10 minutes so I have to be brief.

We were making our first scout of the area in a clear area of desert surrounded by grass.

Jared: Hihey, thank you for coming!
Hihey: No problem! Hey guys!
Austin: What's the problem, baby?
Gecko: (with accent) Yes?
Tony: Yeah?
Hihey: Jared has told me alot about you guys and... are you Tony Stewart?
Tony: No, I'm the gingerbread man.
Hihey: What was with the bumping Bowyer at Pocono?
Tony: It's give and take, man.
Hihey: Whatever
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Meanwhile, out in the desert...)

TB: This is kinda like how we started! Except without Chester, AJ and Hammy.

(They come across the grassy bit, and see Team Orange)

TB: Right, then we sent Hammy in to distract them...Charmander?
TIMMY: Better be careful here, this time WE stick out in uniform.

(Charmander sneaks up behind Austin and burns him)

TB: Fire!

(Green Team start firing paintballs.)

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry I took so long. I fell asleep 3 hours earlier than usual last night.

So uh... I see once again you are being crafty.

Green team abruptly stops firing

Austin: (HP: 93%) Ouch, baby. Very ouch.
Hihey: Everyone fire!

Everyone tries to fire, but only Jared, Hihey, and Tony were able to.

Gecko: This bloody thing is too big for my small stature.
Hihey: Then use the handgun.
Charmander: Charmander charmander char char!
Gecko: Alright, you don't have to mock me.
Charmander; CHAARRRR!!

Everyone fires paintballs at each other for about 22 seconds and then both teams stop and flee the area.

We run to another desert clearing, this one with a tomb in the center of it. Tony Stewart laggs behind.

Tony: Hey, I can't run like you guys. I sreally need to stop going to DQ all the time. But uh...
Hihey: What's with the tomb?
Tomb guard: Stay back! This is the reinforcement outpost!
All: Ohhhhhh...
Jared: So that's what it is...
Guard: If I were you, I'd get your Skyline and leave.
Hihey: Alright then. Why is our Skyline here though?
Guard: I dunno, maybe because the fat one parked it here?
Tony: That was me.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Meanwhile...)

JIMMY: No more! No more...ICE!
TB: Calm down, you have a black eye and 90HP. Now, little more...
JIMMY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Later, deep in the desert)

JIMMY: Is that Ayres Rock.
TB: They call it Uluru nowadays, but thats miles away from the real thing.
CHARMANDER: Char...
TIMMY: I know...
TOMMY: Yeah...
JIMMY: Uh...
TB: What did he say?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We were west of green team in the Skyline scouting for enemies

Tony: Speed it up! Step on it!
Austin: I like to cruise, not speed, baby.
Tony: I should have driven...
Gecko: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, and won't it be great when the insurance payments increase tenfold!
Tony: You be quiet, you uh... crazy green thing!
Gecko: Is that all you can come up with?
Tony: No, it isn't you piece of--
Gecko: Alright! Let's not get personal, here!
Tony: Hey! It's give and take!
Hihey: Shut up!
Jared: I'll send the spirits of the damned after you two!
Hihey: He will!
Jared: I will!
Tony: You will?
Jared: I will?
Hihey: You will!
Jared: Me will?
Gecko: He will!
Hihey: He will?
Jared: I will!
Hihey: Alright... shut up now. We aren't getting anywhere.
Tony: Maybe we would if Austin Powders would speed up!
Hihey: Uh... Austin. Where are you takling us? We're in the middle of the desert.
Austin: I'm just cruisin, baby!
Jared: Yeah, crusin for a bruisin! *punches Austin*
Austin: Ouch. Very ouch.
Hihey: I think it's safe to say we're lost...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*bump* we done here or does someone wanna help me out?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mistake. Must make it short.


(Spotting the lost Orange Team, Green Team open fire)

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's too bad we're in a car, ain't it Très content ?

Tony: I'm hit!
Jared: So? We all are gonna get hit at least thirty times.
Hihey: Well, some of us may not.
Gecko: I'm too small.
Tony: I mean green team is nearby! We must turn back and fight!
Austin: But I'm cruisin'
Tony: You're gonna get your ass kicked if you don't turn the damn car around right now, Tom!
Austin: It's Austin.
Tony: Harriet.
Austin: Alright, keep your disco pants on.
*Turns car around and we head back toward where green team fired at us*
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Meanwhile, Timmy is outside our new bomb shelter and gets ready to...)

TB: (OS) OPEN FIRE!

TIMMY: GOT IT!

(Throws tons of paint balloons, grenades and mines at the car)

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gecko: Uh oh! Trouble!
Tony: I will crush them with my massive-ness! AAAAGH! *jumps out of now parked car and lands on Charmander*
Charmander: Charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander!
Jared: It's times like this I am thankful there is Larengitis.
Charmander: Charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander!
Hihey: Why? He has the opposite.
Jared: Yes, but just dreaming of him with Larengitis is great.
Hihey: *sigh* Alright Tony, get off of him.
Charmander: Charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander charmander!
*Tony gets off of Charmander*
Charmander: *flames Tony (HP: 94%)* Charmander charmander char char charmander!
Hihey: Let's pretend this never happened.

This is boring with only two people...
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TB: Wel..um...I got your car!

(Green Team drives away from Orange Team)

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually am in the mood to continue our little story.

Hihey: Uh oh! That was the only Skyline that came in orange! STOP THEM!!!

Everyone runs after them, disturbing the peace by trampling over people in a peaceful Egyptian village.

Tony: Hey, why am I so far ahead of everyone?

Hihey catches up to Tony

Hihey: Two reasons; you probably ate the car you drove at Atlanta and Texas, and you are able to trample over large crowds with ease... at least until you lose some weight.
Tony: Man! You sound like the power rankings guy!
Gecko: You ate your car? I don't think Geico coveres that.
Austin: Man, he just hitched our groovy cruiser.
Gecko: Now we do insure that. I will report your misfortune to America, we will be with you in the next three weeks. *small airplane lifts him off ground, he flies west*

We continue trampling over people, unaware that the Gecko is gone until Austin realizes what him, Tony, and the Gecko were talking about.

Austin: That ain't cool, baby! He's off to replace our car!
Charmander: Char CHARR!! *breathes fire to speed up car somehow*

Car takes off

Hihey: looks as if we have our first mission everyone. Last time I had to deal with finding a car dealership with idiots, this time I will have to put up with two nascar drivers, some '70s guy, the guy who shroomed us on a mountaintop... or something close enough, as we chase down a Japanese sports car.
Tony: Two Nascar drivers?
Hihey: You know Geico, they won't stop until your car is paid for. So I chose our first reinforcement
Tony: Please tell me it's Hamlin, Yeley, or someone I can handle
Hihey: Who is my favourite driver?

*Some Illinois dude named Chad appears outta nowhere*

Chad: Your favourite driver is Clint Bowyer. Man it's hot here!
Hihey: Thank you Chad.
Chad: Don't mention it, man.
Hihey: Now, begone!
Chad: Wait!...

*Chad disappears*

Hihey: Wait, did he wanna say something as he left?
Tony: Sounded like he did.
Hihey: Alright
Jared: You gonna bring him back?
Hihey: Naah, too lazy. I'll talk to him on Yahoo messanger later.
Austin: Wait! What just happened?!
Hihey: You know, come to think of it, I don't know.

*Jared's cell phone rings*

Hihey: So you brought a cell phone...
Jared: Heck yeah I did!

(Jared's cell phone conversation)

Jared: Hello?
Random guy: President Baker should be somewhere south of where you blasted through the wall. The Norwegians tell me that there is a lot of interference in the area he is being held.
Jared: Metal Gear?!
*dial tone*

Jared: Uh... wrong number
Hihey: Metal gear?
Austin: This desert gives me the creeps, baby.

I'm getting into the story again Très content


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TB: Yes! We got thier car! Anyone got green paint?

JIMMY: LOOK OUT!

(The car hits a lake. We bail. Boom. CAR: 0)

TB: MUNTUCKET! Of all the things we could run into IN A DESERT, we hit a LAKE!

JIMMY: Uh-oh...

TB: What.

JIMMY: According to my virtual guide, monsoon season is about to begin.

TB: Can't stop the rain, Can't stop the rain...

CHARMANDER: Char.

TIMMY: He's right.

TB: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Maybe we can find a cave in a rock.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strange things continue to happen as we head south.

Hihey: Wait a second. Stop everyone!
Jared: What's the problem?
Hihey: When is the last time you saw two guards in front of the reinforcement outpost, and neither of them have a taser.
Tony: What's your point?
Hihey: I'm not so sure that that's the reinforcement outpost.
Austin: Then what could it be?
Hihey: I think those are guards to a temple of some kind.
Austin: And just what makes you say that?
Hihey: Maybe because it has a statue of a woman atop it holding a cross and praying.
Tony: No, that's a block of cheese.
Jared: Look to your right, Tony
Tony: Huh? Oh! Yes it does.
Hihey: You think that the gods are putting a curse on us?
Jared: No. I think it's green team installing a virus into the virtual paintball world!

Everyone stares at Jared

Hihey: Jared, lay off the drugs.
Tony: Capricorn

Clint Bowyer appears outta nowhere

Tony: Oh god, it's you.
Clint: Oh god, it's you.
Tony: Thanks for the penalty at Pocono.
Clint: Thanks for the career-worst finish!
Hihey: Man, I knew it took awhile for Nascar fans to get over things, but it's been almost five months! Get over it!
Clint: My Jack Daniel's ride was a hot rod at Pocono, we could have won!
Jared: Enough!
Hihey: Guys, we have work to do. You two are gonna have to settle your differences because this is not Pocono, this is the Savannah and we have green team to destroy!
Jared: He's right, ya know. Green team is stronger than ever.
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