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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:54 am Post subject: Lost in Time RPG |
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I got bored one day, that being today, and made up this.
Play as any charector from any show ever made in history. History is the word because you're going to find yourself flung back in time. It's 1540 or something like that. You know what that means? The Spanish Army are invading the south bit of America!
So, the thing is you've got to stop them. And you said history was boring!
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I'll be Timmy Turner and the whole Spanish Army.
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(Somwhere in the mountains of Peru, 5 of the Army are looking for 'Indians'.)
CAPTAIN: Keep a lookout, men, they could be anywhere.
SOLDIER 1: I wonder why they don't like us.
SOLDIER 2: I haven't the foggiest. Cap'n, why don't the Indians like us?
CAPTAIN: The NATIVES don't like us because we're invading.
SOLDIER 3: What did you expect, you morons?
SOLDIER 1: Not my fault, it's the King's fault!
CAPTAIN: Don't blame things on the King.
SOLDIER 1: Who is the king, anyway?
CAPTAIN: There's always one, isn't there.
TIMMY: (OS) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SOLDIER 4: Sir, it's an Indian!
CAPTAIN: Where? And we call them natives down here.
SOLDIER 4: Up the cliff!
(The soldiers run up the mountain)
(At the top, Timmy lands in a tree.)
TIMMY: I didn't wish this!
(Timmy jumps out of the tree.)
TIMMY: Where am I?
VOICE: HALT! |
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Joined: 21 Apr 2007 Posts: 157 Location: USA America
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, I'll be Danny and Danni.
Danny: Where are we. *Sees Timmy up in tree.*
Danni: "HEY TIMMY!" |
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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OOC: YAY! My thread has been noticed!
TIMMY: Hi Danny. Hi Danni!
(Soldier walks up)
SOLDIER: Don't move! |
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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Danny and Danni go ghost.
Danny: "Are you an enemy Solider?" Danny was fixing to blast. |
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:03 am Post subject: |
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SOLDIER: Er...yes...
(Timmy falls out of tree)
TIMMY: Oof! |
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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Danny starts blasting at Solider.
Danni helps Timmy up.
"Are you ok?" Danni asked. |
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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TIMMY: Yeah, I guess so.
(Soldier starts to run.) |
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Danny stops blasting. "Why are you here?" Danny asked the solider. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:51 am Post subject: |
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SOLDIER: We're invading! Please don't kill me! |
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: |
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"Invading what?" Danny asked.
Danni just looked at Danny. "Hopefully, there not gonna attack us." Danni said in relief. |
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:00 am Post subject: |
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SOLDIER: This country. F-for the k-k-king of Spain!
TIMMY: But why?
SOLDIER: Because it's got gold! |
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Danny: The gold is in mexico, not in this part of town. |
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:14 am Post subject: |
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VOICE: That's where you're wrong!
(Captain walks in.)
CAPTAIN: The Incans have thousands of tons of gold all over the place. It's just a matter of finding it! |
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Danny: I thought the Incans moved to Africa. Guess I was wrong, but why would you think that Gold would be here in Peru? |
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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CAPTAIN: (Slyly) Hold on...tell me, what year is this?
TIMMY: 2007?
CAPTAIN: Wrong! 1540! |
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