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|Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:15 am Post subject: FIRED!: A Fairly OddParents Fanfic
|I had this idea yesterday. In it, Cosmo is fired (but not Wanda).
Also, it takes place after Fairy Idol (which I recently saw), so I'll wrap up a little loose end unofficially. Chester WILL remember fairies.
It was a seemly ordinary morning for the residents of Dimmsdale. It was hot, and the sun shone with that hotness you get when a large storm is about to hit, but not as large as a hurricane.
Timmy woke up, feeling kind of sleepy, and turned to his fishbowl. Cosmo and Wanda were not inside, but Timmy wasn't worried. He remembered the fairy inspection they were doing.
It was the weekend, and Timmy was having Chester over for the night. While he waited for Chester to come, he played video games.
Soon, Cosmo and Wanda were back. Cosmo went inside the castle, and came back out with some bags.
"Um...Cosmo," Timmy asked, "What are you doing?"
"I got fired!" Cosmo said tearfully.
"Yes, Timmy, fired," said Wanda, "He has to go to Fairy World and get another job!"
"Aw great!" Timmy groaned.
"And he has to stay with...Mama Cosma!"
"New plan," said Timmy, "Cosmo, don't go anywhere. I have an idea!"
"So this is one of your friends from school?" asked Mr Turner.
"Yeah," said Timmy, looking at Cosmo in his kid desguise.
"OK," said Mrs Turner, "Make yourself comfortable, Cosmo!"
"Yes, while I get some metal objects to throw at the Dinkleburgs!" laughed Mr Turner.
The Turners left for the hardware store, telling Timmy that Vicky would be along.
Later that evening, Timmy, Chester and Cosmo were doing odd and unnessesary chores about the house.
"Move it twerps!" laughed Vicky, evily.
Soon, the toilet plunging began. While Cosmo was doing this on his own, he heard a poofing.
"Hello, Cosmo old boy!"
Anti-Cosmo floated around the room, smiling evily.
"When you were sacked, I got sacked too," he explained, "And now, we don't have to follow any rules! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"KEEP IT DOWN, TWERPS!" yelled Vicky from downstairs.
"I've just had a delightfully evil plan," laughed Anti-Cosmo, "Stay right there!"
He exited, locking the door behind him.
Timmy and Chester were outside cleaning the mailbox. The sunny day before had disappeared, and large drops of rain splashed on them.
"So Cosmo got fired/" asked Chester.
"Yeah," Timmy explained, "But he's staying in kid form untill Wanda can get him his job back."
Just then, there was a booming sound, and the living room disappeared in a black sort of poof...
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