With chocolate and sprinkles,
And lots of warm cheese,
And all of the growed-ups
Would walk on their knees.

That's so they're not taller than me.
I get tired ah lookin' up all the time.

If I were a princess,
I would never frown.
I’d say, “Make me a circus !”
And they’d bring in the clowns.

No chores and no naps,
I could play all day.
And all of you babies
Would do what I say !

Well, that part’s pretty much like
now – ‘cept you wouldn’t be able
to while about it all the time.

Daddy told me the world is round.
But I know it’s flat.
The world is a cookie – my cookie !
And I’m gonna eat it…
Ezzackly like that !

When I am the Princess
I wouldn’t have to say “Scuse me”
To growed-ups or teachers,
And ‘specially not Susie !

I’ll just take her toys,
And yours and yours and yours.
And when I use up all those,
I’ll just take some mores !

But wait !

If I’m gonna be Princess,
I need a castle that’s not pretend.
I guess the babies could build one.
Nah, I’d be too old by then.

I could take over a country, 
Like Australia or Dallas
Or even, much better,
I could move to Toy Palace

That’s it ! My own castle, and all
the toys in the world are
already in it !

Daddy told me the world is round.
But I know it’s flat.
The world is a cookie – my cookie !
And I’m gonna eat it…
Ezzackly like that !