Nothing to Be Escared Of

 
Chuckie :

I’m not ever comin’ out of this playpen
‘Cause the world is way too scary for me.

 
Tommy :

Things aren’t as bad as the way they seem,
They just look that way – like in a bad dream.

 
Chuckie :

AHH ! It’s Reptar and he’s ‘tacking the city !
Tommy :

But he isn’t so big – look he’s itty-bitty.
Twins :

Itty-bitty !

 
Chuckie :

It used to be I could get out of bed
Without worrying ‘bout a dinosaur
Smushing my head.
I could eat my breakfast without my mouth going dry
‘Cause I was so escared of the oatmeal guy
Tommy :

(Oatmeal guy ?)
Chuckie :

It used to be fun goin’ down the slide.
But it just got scarier the more I tried.
Now Angelica’s always in my face.
Lil :

She could be a aliem from outside space !

 
Chuckie :

Seems like there’s a nasty bug under every rock.
Phil :

Plus the ones that live in your sock !
Chuckie :

AHH ! It’s gettin’ worser everyday !

 
Tommy :

No, it’s more exciting everyday !
Listen, every morning, I grab my binky !
Then go and looking down ‘cause
That room is stinky
Lil : (Ooh !)
Tommy : There’s always lots of new stuff waitin’ in there
Lil : 

Like what ?
Tommy :

Spit, and food, and old nose hair.
Phil :

(Neat !)
Tommy :

I look in the closets for monsters and germs
Lil :

(Yummy !)
Tommy :

I look in Spike’s ear for little tiny worms.
Phil :

(Nummy !)
Tommy :

I gotta find out what’s under that bush.
Phil :

Could be ants crawlin’ up your tush !
Tommy :

I like to go explorin’ down the basement stairs !
Lil :

There could be mole peoples down there somewheres, hello !
Tommy :

Adventures as close as my own backyard.
Chuckie :

Leavin’ the playpen is just to hard !
Tommy :

It’s more excitin’ everyday !

 
Chuckie :

No it’s getting much worser everyday.
I get my feet on the road then someone yanks it.
I guess I’ll just live here under my blanket.

 
Tommy :

Some things seem really scary at night,
But they’re not so bad when you turn on the light.

 
Chuckie :

Yeah, well, Reptar is still comin’ to eat me !
Tommy :

No she -- it’s just pretend.
Come on out here and play with us again !
It’s more excitin’ !
Chuckie :

Worser ! 
Tommy :

(Let’s go explorin’ !)
Chuckie :

I’m staying right here – I’m not goin’ nowhere !
Tommy :

It’s more exciting !
Phil :

(Exciting !)
Chuckie :

It’s more worser !
Tommy :

It’s more exciting !
Chuckie :

Worser !
Tommy :

It’s more exciting !
Chuckie :

Worser !
All :

Everyday.